The bunny rabbit phase is virtually inescapable. Most often, the beginning stages of a relationship leave two lovebirds attached at the loins, like they're magnetized. Time and unfavorable situations (also known as drama) usually demagnetize those thangs, but not before circumstances get all twisted up beyond recognition.
It takes a while for the smoke to clear, for your vision to de-cloud and land on 20/20 ground again, and the rose-colored glasses usually weigh heavy on your face and slip off. Real desires extending beyond the libido are highlighted. Often times when our bodies are pleased, we neglect to realize that other aspects of our romantic lives are existing unfulfilled. Even imperfect lovers seek someone who is adamant about fidelity, both in principle and in practice. We need stability, which we come across after trust has been formed. Trust takes time, and can be shattered instantly. Sometimes we would rather not know something that hurts us, than be wounded by the truth.
It's not uncommon for young lovers, mostly females, to assuage their internal concerns with sexual satisfaction. Good dick seems to be good enough compensation for suspicions that probably can be validated with enough effort (i.e. snooping or other "OD" things that crazed and "crazy" girlfriends are brought to). What do you say when you think someone is cheating? What can you say when you have a feeling that something isn't right, and that physical chemistry is masking these problems?
Remember that dumb ass song "I Don't Wanna Know" by Mario Winans? He makes a good point, when it comes to affairs of the heart as opposed to the brain. Sometimes the fumes from being glued at the genitals seem to deplete the brain cells associated with common sense.
Thursday, August 27, 2009
Glued At The Genitals.
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6 comments:
that shit goes hard.... so true.
^^ it is so NOT true. fact is: you are a home-wrecking, cheating, slutty, bitch ass hoe and you want to justify your actions and you can't. accept the fact that you shamed yourself. you really need to work on who you are because trust you don't want to be the person that people think you are.
Hello Anonymous Alex or Alex Confidant,
Why do you read my blog? Is it because I am a good writer? Because you are addicted to the shit I write about? Because you want to make sure you don't miss the latest literary installment of my I-fucked-your-boyfriend life?
If you want to charge me on counts of being a home-wrecking hoe, you should write them on the appropriate blogs, i.e. ones that reference my home-wrecking activities.
Get a life. Or get a blog so that you can boo-hoo about this shit on your OWN site and stop stalking mine like a little chubby-tummy jungle animal.
LMAO. Wishful thinking. I do not care for your writing, nor am i addicted to it, nor am i stalking you.
First of all, you're a dumb ass. This is in fact an "Alex confidant" and not Alex, even though you clearly wish it was her because then you WOULD be able to apply that whole "get a life" statement to her instead of to some person whom you know absolutely nothing about. Oh wait! even if it were Alex, you still wouldn't know ANYTHING about her! Like first of all, she started dating Julian THE DAY he broke up with you, not Valentine's day! I was there! Just because not everyone puts all of their information on the internet for everyone else to see, doesn't mean it isn't true. And oh, trust me, I do have a life, but I only searched for your blog because she told me apparently you had posted a picture of her and Julian together on here! Okay, really who's the one who needs to get a life? Especially since she said they've both blocked you on facebook, so you obviously had to go to extreme measures to find it! Yeah, I thought so.
You are simply nothing more than absolutely ridiculous. And yeah, you did hurt her by sleeping with her boyfriend. I was there for that too. But honestly, if that type of behavior makes you feel better, that should be a sign of what a terrible waste of a human being you are! And like I really care which blog I posted this on! I came to look for the reason I already mentioned and then when I finally got fed up with your bullshit, I posted something! And it's only anonymous because I don't have nor do I ever care to have a blog.
You clearly are in a relationship of your own now. Why don't you just stick to that and stop trying to fuck up theirs just because Julian chose her over you.
p.s. Alex is hot. And you may be skin and bones, but that is not cute. And neither is your face.
Sincerely,
Alex's confidant who is NOT afraid to say what she thinks to your sorry ass face!
Janna or comparably white corny friend of Alex,
Please at least attempt to distribute the blame in this situation MILDLY evenly. It would add so much credibility to your argument. What's to say Alex isn't a homewrecking hoe? Nothing. What's to say Julian didn't initiate our sexual encounters? Nothing.
What is to be gained through me discussing this shit in depth with a third, fourth, or fifth party?.. whatever you consider yourself to be, you unrelated, irrelevant, dry ass pickledick nosed bitch. When's the last time you got dick? Probably never. You probably live your sex life vicariously through Alex's. You probably want to be wedged between his mandingo and her muffin top. And yeah I have a boyfriend. Do you? That's nice. Yeah, Alex is hot, in a Dress Barn type of way. She's hotter than all of her friends, at least (and that clearly includes you)..
Thanks for the knowledge though. Seeing as though Julian was in DC the day he broke up with me, it's funny that you were there. And if what you're saying is true...then he's cheated on Alex much more than the 9 times we fucked in August. That would mean he cheated on her all throughout November, December, and January. That's funny. Oh and ask them if they use condoms. I hope they do. If they don't, it's not looking good for them OR you...seeing as though STDs can be transmitted orally...and you've been sucking Alex's dick a little too hard.
By the way, I replied to your comment over a month after you posted it, how did you see my response so quick? =)
Loser.
Eat my ass. Like Julian did. In January. When he was Alex's boyfriend. As you claim. Goodbye.
Oh and I know you'll see this very soon, stalker bitch, so please direct all further comments to 2406058684.
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